No electricity today from 9AM till 5PM.  Goodbye cruel world; when the power comes back on, I imagine it will go something like … this?

No electricity today from 9AM till 5PM.  Goodbye cruel world; when the power comes back on, I imagine it will go something like … this?

08.23.11 @ 08:03 | Permalink
It took me a few episodes but now I’m hooked on Bob’s Burgers.  What a riot!  I love Linda - awwwwriiiight!

It took me a few episodes but now I’m hooked on Bob’s Burgers.  What a riot!  I love Linda - awwwwriiiight!

08.03.11 @ 21:05 | Permalink
“I just kept wiggling it, something fell out, and I got twenty dollars.”  THANK YOU TODDLERS and TIARAS hahahaha.

“I just kept wiggling it, something fell out, and I got twenty dollars.”  THANK YOU TODDLERS and TIARAS hahahaha.

08.03.11 @ 18:10 | Permalink
“I didn’t get an autograph, but I promise to rub my hand on you when I come home.” Approved

“I didn’t get an autograph, but I promise to rub my hand on you when I come home.”

Approved

06.03.11 @ 12:26 | Permalink
“When they’re fast like that, it makes my job SO much easier.”  Thanks Matt. 

“When they’re fast like that, it makes my job SO much easier.”  Thanks Matt. 

06.01.11 @ 11:18 | Permalink
Do you know something we don’t about Craig David? Yes.  After dropping off the charts, Craig David moved to the USA, was shot a few times, put on some weight and is moonlighting as Lloyd Banks.  G-Unit!

Do you know something we don’t about Craig David?

Yes.  After dropping off the charts, Craig David moved to the USA, was shot a few times, put on some weight and is moonlighting as Lloyd Banks.  G-Unit!

05.25.11 @ 20:28 | Permalink
Reggie Miller, Cheryl Miller… same person?

Reggie Miller, Cheryl Miller… same person?

05.24.11 @ 23:10 | Permalink

If you can’t say something I want to hear, don’t say anything at all. If you’re not sure what I want to hear, better to err on the side of caution. In fact, it’s best to just not say anything really…” - me

05.24.11 @ 21:18 | Permalink
“Thank god for salami.” - me

“Thank god for salami.” - me

05.24.11 @ 21:12 | Permalink
“I especially like the black ones…” the Hustler (sorry Hustler but you walked right into that one!)

“I especially like the black ones…” the Hustler (sorry Hustler but you walked right into that one!)

05.15.11 @ 21:09 | Permalink
toph3r: The best leftover vegetarian lasagna ever!! I LOVE toph3r!!  My favorite TUMBLR of all time.  Never a dull meal or moment.

toph3r:

The best leftover vegetarian lasagna ever!!

I LOVE toph3r!!  My favorite TUMBLR of all time.  Never a dull meal or moment.

05.15.11 @ 21:06 | Permalink
Am I the only non-English, non-70+ year old who loves wine gums?

Am I the only non-English, non-70+ year old who loves wine gums?

05.15.11 @ 20:58 | Permalink

why didn't I think of this?

04.01.11 @ 15:52 | Permalink
While watching Sportsnet: “if you’re gonna take Ron Artest in the chest, that’s a load.”

While watching Sportsnet: “if you’re gonna take Ron Artest in the chest, that’s a load.”

03.22.11 @ 23:08 | Permalink
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